Mark Henry (mdhenry) wrote,
Mark Henry
mdhenry

I Can't Decide...

...who'll win the official Chuck Palahniuk anal bead bookmark!

Help.
Poll #1198186 Cinematic Pornovations

I picked a few of my favorites. Vote for the winner.

All Quiet on the Western Cunt (fulfills all your historical war pussy needs)
2(6.9%)
Gang Bangs of New Pork (count 'em, two porn replacements in the same movie!)
1(3.4%)
The Cocks and the Hound (sentimental favorite, brings a tear to my...well...weiner)
1(3.4%)
Slurpico (dear God, does that not force you to imagine 70s pubes?)
2(6.9%)
Big Trouble in Little Vagina (who's not thinking about Kim Cattrall, right now--and thinking yeah right, little?)
6(20.7%)
Lawrence of the Labia (this one adds that respectability factor, I crave)
6(20.7%)
When Harry Tossed Salad (just brilliant)
4(13.8%)
Alvin and the Whipped Monks (high pitched squeels all around)
3(10.3%)
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